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Молитва по-современному - morfizm


May. 28th, 2010 01:38 pm Молитва по-современному

A modern prayer.

Service Request ID
31415926
Title
Move rain to the working days and sunny days to the weekend
Priority
High
Environment
Production
Business Justification
Design of current weather schedule does not optimize for productivity of employees. Bad weather should be on working days to facilitate better work, and good weather should be on the weekends, to facilitate better rest.
Attachments
Holiday schedule for the next ten years
Status
Pending peer review
Complexity
Medium
Risk
Medium
Potential Impact
Such level of refactoring of the sky system may cause bugs (such as: raining all day long, or not raining at all) which may take a while to fix and may cause environmental consequences.
Expected Impact
Everyone will be twice happier and twice more productive.
Some people work over the weekend and rest on working days. They will be out of luck. Work-around: we can recommend them to change their jobs.
Properties Affected
WA State Weather Component
Department
Sky
History
Escalation to tier 2. Reason “we can’t handle this stuff here”.
Escalation to tier 3. Reason “we can’t handle this stuff here”.
Escalation to God.
 

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Comments:

From:muharred
Date:May 29th, 2010 08:20 am (UTC)
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А как же те, для кого понятия "bad weather" и "good weather" противоположны дефолтным? :-) А. Ещё, кстати. Лично мне лучше работается, если пока я еду на работу такая погода, как мне нравится. Успевает дать заряд энергии и позитива. :-)
From:morfizm
Date:May 29th, 2010 08:29 am (UTC)
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Ага :) Тогда ты свой service request заполняй! Там разберутся :-D
From:oeaooaa
Date:May 29th, 2010 09:11 pm (UTC)
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Ох уж эта погода! Реквест по существу. Можно я тож подпишусь, а?
From:morfizm
Date:May 29th, 2010 09:16 pm (UTC)
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О да, конечно :)