morfizm (morfizm) wrote,
morfizm
morfizm

Marry Her Now

http://bash.org/?492262
<sword> i have the perfect girlfriend
<jon334> girlfriends are never perfect, m8
<sword> well last night while she was giving me a back massage she asked me whether i wanted anything to eat or a blowjob or both. i said that im a bit tired so she got me a beer from the fridge and said that i should make myself comfortable
<sword> cause she still hadnt finished my home assignment for the PHP class and she wanted to check /. too
<jon334> she good looking?
<swordgt; id say so, yea
<jon334> MARRY HER! NOW

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Tags: fun, in english, man-woman
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