morfizm (morfizm) wrote,
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Graphical design quotes

http://clientsfromhell.net/

Client: "Legal has informed us that our bacon bits don't have enough real bacon to comply with the FDA standards, so we can't say the product has 'bacon.'"

Me: "How much real bacon does the FDA require?"

Client: "2 percent. So if you could just put 'great bacony taste' or something, that would be perfect."

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"Can we have some spare blank pages on the web site? Just so that we can fill it up later when we feel the need."

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"Can you make it sound more purple?"
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